Assist kitty!

Assist kitty!

kierongillen:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Can’t get over this.

Gotta love that Braavosi roast.

(Source: maimedlion)

imsobossybitchgetoffme:

lacquerandcandy:

lovefeedsme:

byrongraffiti:

Remember the time Terrance Howard had an outer body experience on live TV?

Looking at this I am dying right now 😂😂😂😂!!!!

Beyonce managed to kill and resurrect a man in under 10 mins…Jesus

in the third gif he was askin god for strength

Out of body*

(Source: clusterfuckghost, via pandarican)

wilwheaton:

laughterkey:

posthawk:

Clerks. (1994)

Fun fact: I own the original film from the THIRTY-SIX?! scene.

in a row?

That’s weird, I have film from the ‘Goodbye Horses’ Scene in Clerks 2, and a random bit of Elias looking dumb.

Huge Game Of Thrones spoiler!

kierongillen:

mckelvie:

kierongillen:

mckelvie:

Read More

Jamie.

Yes, Kieron?

You know nothing, Jamie McKelvie.

flamingatheist:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

I’d call it the earliest version of a Mario level/8-bit music.

That link is NOT the sheet music shown here, it’s not even close, anyone with even the slightest idea of how to read music would realize this.
This video however, is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCgT94A7WgI

flamingatheist:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

I’d call it the earliest version of a Mario level/8-bit music.

That link is NOT the sheet music shown here, it’s not even close, anyone with even the slightest idea of how to read music would realize this.

This video however, is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCgT94A7WgI

(via laughterkey)

kierongillen:


The Iron Throne as described in the novels, officially endorsed by GRRM on his blog as the most accurate artistic representation thus far. By artist Marc Simonetti.

This is pretty amazing.

I think I may have posted this before, but with the show back on I figure now’s a good time to post it again.

kierongillen:

The Iron Throne as described in the novels, officially endorsed by GRRM on his blog as the most accurate artistic representation thus far. By artist Marc Simonetti.

This is pretty amazing.

I think I may have posted this before, but with the show back on I figure now’s a good time to post it again.

(Source: jinx-effect)

thedoctor-hasmysoul:

night-vale-secretpolice:

night-vale-secretpolice:

When I used to think about Voldemort’s horcruxes I imagined a soul divided in equal portions residing in the different horcruxes and Voldemort himself. I realised that this can’t be true in The Half-Blood Prince Slughorn describes making a horcrux as splitting ones soul in two. This means that when Riddle made his Diary into a horcrux he split his soul in half and physically removed one half from his body and placed it in the diary. This means that he only had half of his soul left when he made his next horcrux, Marvolo’s ring. This half would have been split in half leaving only a quarter in Voldemort’s body. This goes on and on the amount of soul remaining in Voldemort halving each time he makes a horcrux until he had only 1/128 or 0.78125% left in his body.  As shown in the graph above.  So next time you wonder why Voldemort could have done some of things he did, remember how little human he had left in him. I don’t know about you but I think that this is crazy.

Come on guys, I didn’t do maths for 14 notes

So are you telling me that Harry had more Voldemort than Voldemort had Voldemort? 

"in two" doesn’t have to mean "in two equal halves". One would imagine that Voldemort would want to keep the largest part of his soul with himself and regenerate from one of the other parts or whatever it is he does.

thedoctor-hasmysoul:

night-vale-secretpolice:

night-vale-secretpolice:

When I used to think about Voldemort’s horcruxes I imagined a soul divided in equal portions residing in the different horcruxes and Voldemort himself. I realised that this can’t be true in The Half-Blood Prince Slughorn describes making a horcrux as splitting ones soul in two. This means that when Riddle made his Diary into a horcrux he split his soul in half and physically removed one half from his body and placed it in the diary. This means that he only had half of his soul left when he made his next horcrux, Marvolo’s ring. This half would have been split in half leaving only a quarter in Voldemort’s body. This goes on and on the amount of soul remaining in Voldemort halving each time he makes a horcrux until he had only 1/128 or 0.78125% left in his body.  As shown in the graph above.  So next time you wonder why Voldemort could have done some of things he did, remember how little human he had left in him. I don’t know about you but I think that this is crazy.

Come on guys, I didn’t do maths for 14 notes

So are you telling me that Harry had more Voldemort than Voldemort had Voldemort? 

"in two" doesn’t have to mean "in two equal halves". One would imagine that Voldemort would want to keep the largest part of his soul with himself and regenerate from one of the other parts or whatever it is he does.

(via laughterkey)

What your yearly taxes pay for (assuming a 50K salary):

teamsternation:

  • $3.98 for natural disaster relief through FEMA
  • $6.96 for welfare
  • $22.88 for unemployment
  • $36.82 for food stamps through SNAP
  • $43.78 for retirement/disability for government workers (civilian/military)
  • $235.81 for YOUR Medicare
  • $247.75 for defense
  • and $4,000.00 for corporate subsidies

Are you sure you are pissed off at the right people?

(via laughterkey)

hellotailor:

typhonatemybaby:

sparrow626:

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

Inspired by THIS 

Ok see, I thought maybe I had forgotten who was who and I just kinda rode it that way.  

WHY. DOESNT. HE. HAVE. A . BLUE. FUCKING. BEARD.

ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD

Wait, the new annoying guy is the same guy as the old annoying guy?? WHY.

this is one of the disappointments I have for the show, they do a poor job sometimes of showcasing the different cultures of the books.

(via laughterkey)